Diary of a Lost Gnome
Day 1 in Human Land
Walked in circles in a vortex called a roundy bout. So dizzy. Everything spinning.
Day 5 in Human Land
Just discovered iced cream. It comes from something called a moo cow. Strawberrychocolatechickenvanilla is the best. Oh…my tummy is so ROUND.
Day 15 in Human Land
Dipped into a place called a “salon” for a bit of gnomescaping. They took off the beard and added Just for Gnome Gel to my head. My hair is brown! I look like I’m 350 again! They don’t take CS (cumples sterling) so I tried to pay them in wintergreen nougat. This was also declined.