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Diary of a Lost Gnome

Day 1 in Human Land

Walked in circles in a vortex called a roundy bout. So dizzy. Everything spinning.

Day 5 in Human Land

Just discovered iced cream. It comes from something called a moo cow. Strawberrychocolatechickenvanilla is the best. Oh…my tummy is so ROUND.

Day 15 in Human Land

Dipped into a place called a “salon” for a bit of gnomescaping. They took off the beard and added Just for Gnome Gel to my head. My hair is brown! I look like I’m 350 again! They don’t take CS (cumples sterling) so I tried to pay them in wintergreen nougat. This was also declined.


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The last medallion was found! Two medallions were found and not reported so those prizes will be raffled off. Thanks to all who played!